Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Monday, November 21, 2011

Good Business

A policeman had a perfect hiding place to screen speeding drivers. But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, the officer investigated : a 9 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand-painted sign which said "SPEED CAMERA AHEAD."
A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy's partner in crime, another boy about 200 meters beyond the speed camera with a sign reading "TIPS" & a bucket at his feet full of coins.

10 of the craziest walmart shoppers!!

10. Went to a service desk and to put Skittles on clearence
9.    Puts wet sign on carpet
8.  While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
7. Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
6. Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
5.Took underwear and threw them at people will screaming TASTE THE UNDIES!!
4.Ran in and out of Walmart while screaming  "We are the Champions"!
3.Went to the fish section took the fish to the bathroom flushed them down the toilet while saying SWIM NEMO SWIM!!!!!
2.When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fatal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
1. A person took peanut butter and jelly jars whacking them with a bat singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time "

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Who Knew?

When you take a knife cut off a cockroaches head that the body will still work. Well I guess he got what was HEADING for him!!  

Happy Early Thanksgiving

Happy Early Thanksgiving !! SORRY BIG BIRD!!!!

FREEZE ME !!

Guy 1: You look like you freezing.
Guy 2: I am.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: I'm freezing because I just Got out of a freezing machine.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: I wanted to get out of those horrible t.v. shows.
Guy 1: How long have you been in their!
Guy 2: Thirty Five years! What kind of Television shows do they have now?!
Guy 1: Charlies Angles and Hawaii 5.0.
Guy 2: FREEZE ME!! FREEZE ME!!!